Just for Fun

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City ,
New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years. They
came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers,  in the weeks that followed, a  Los
Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet  somewhere just
outside Oceanside .  Shortly after, a story in the LA  Times read:
” California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper wire,
have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

One week later, a local newspaper in Boaz , Alabama reported the
following: “After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the
community of Sardis City , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that
he found absolutely nothing.  Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years
ago, Alabama had already gone  wireless”.